Thimbler

I know it’s a little chilly this morning, but were your flannel
pajamas the best you could do? And your bedroom slippers? On the street? Downtown?

Before we come down TOO hard on this fashion victim, I should probably confess to wearing my pajamas to a lecture one time in college… but in my defense, they were sweats! I overslept and decided that showing up in pajamas and a hoodie was better than missing class. Maybe this woman did too?

Via Flamingo Musings: Crimes Against Fashion - Winter Edition

I can’t believe that this Hello Kitty Wedding Dress is on UglyDress.com! I love the Kitty (although not as much as these people do!) and I think this dress is just adorable. I’d have loved to put this on one of my Barbie dolls when I was a little girl!

I don’t think I’d wear it on my wedding day, though.

Via Hello Kitty Wedding Dress on *sob* UglyDress.com

It is just me, or does this outfit make you hungry for rainbow sherbet too?

Photo from Bad Fashion at Milan Fashion Week

Ekaterina tipped me off to this Fur Toad bag. I…. have no words.

I’ve got a photo here but you really should go to the site for the interactive picture, where you can zoom in on the scary Muppet face. This fur toad bag can be yours for 552 Euros! And it’s in stock!

Via Fur toad bag

The aptly-named Ridiculous Clothing has a, well, I’m not entirely sure about this, but I think it’s a flaw-hiding bikini top for a woman who wants to show off her stomach while hiding unsightly rib-cage chub.

Elle of The Demoiselles describes it this way:

For that (Mon)day when you were at the pool, and that 6 year old b!tch, Susie, had the same swimsuit as you.
So you stole it and wore it as a top.
[in case you’re wondering, this product is sold out and $410]

I love the way Elle calls it “this product”, as though she can’t quite bring herself to call it a top.

What do you think? Time for the fashion police to make an arrest? Or could this be saved with the right accessories? (And no, putting a sweater on over it does not count as saving this look with accessories!) Let us know!

Via Ridiculous Clothing.

TeamSugar posted some hilarious fashions from a ‘77 JCPenney Catalog from 1977 on TeamSugar. I don’t know what you say about a mustard-yellow jumpsuit, besides “no thanks,” but TeamSugar says:

This “all purpose jumpsuit” is, according to the description, equally appropriate for playing golf or simply relaxing around the house. Personally, I can’t see wearing this unless you happen to be relaxing around your cell in D-block. Even then, the only reason you should put this thing on is because the warden made you!

I had a hard time picking the best one for our fashion police post, so please check out the rest at Absolutely Hilarious JCPenney Catalogue from 1977 | teamsugar - Women’s Social Network & Community..

For more retro fashion fun, check out Chassie’s recent post on yearbook ‘dos through the years!

FacePanda, a new blog of celeb fashion and makeup disasters, give us this creepy photo of Emma Watson:

Now, I love Emma. I can’t express my love for Harry Potter enough, and usually Ms Watson looks like a lovely young lady on the red carpet.  But this? Ick! What was Emma — or her stylist — thinking?

Via FacePanda - Deja Vu: Emma Watson and That Creepy Kid from The Omen.

I’m on the fence about this one. I love jeans and sexy heels, especially ratty, fitted jeans with sexy stilettos. But I don’t know if I’m feeling this one. I think it’s the rolled-up cuffs… pegged jeans was not a fashion I want to see again.

How about you? Would you wear this?

@MissElle (of Broke And Beautiful) points out that her toes don’t look very comfy…

I saw this over on Fashion Indie | STREET HERO: A Shaded View of Fashion:

What do you think of the shades? A cute, fun look or too wacky for off-the-runway life?

Via Fashion Indie | STREET HERO: A Shaded View of Fashion.

Artist-designer Sebastian Errazuriz has created the “N3″ zipper dress, made of 120 metal zippers.  Just add more zippers for a longer dress, or take them off for a miniskirt!

Of course, you can’t wear it through any metal detectors!

Via The Zipper Dress (A Sebastian Errazuriz Design) | Britannica Blog.